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Constitution supporting person on Woman with felony child abuse warrant arrested with narcotics Tuesday afternoon: “You are right. It really is sad. 😢 I wish there was something we could do to stop young people…”
Brandon on Woman with felony child abuse warrant arrested with narcotics Tuesday afternoon: “This is so sad…. i used to talk to this girl on a regular basis…. internet dating as a teen…..…”
norma moulyn on Woman arrested on felony assault want and narcotics sales warrant during traffic stop Saturday afternoon: “Dumb girl, driving with warrants, that’s one way to go to jail.”
Raymond on Man arrested after being on the run for several months Friday afternoon: “Thank you for the good work in using your tools in your toolbox box ( DRONES) and making a much…”
James on Man arrested for narcotics possession after canine alerts to vehicle Friday night: “Wow just released on a citation what’s the point?”

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